Women say Arnold groped, humiliated them The man is obviously qualified to be President of the United States, not just governor of California. All he needs now is to lie under oath, for "everyone lies about sex." This would complete his credentials for the highest office. Next should be a recommendation from Barbra, Martin Sheen, and Alan Alda. He will certainly have the support of the women's organizations who supported a former well qualified President. The only hole in his resume is that these acts were performed while a private citizen without the help of state troopers or the machinery of sycophant lawyers and media types to protect him. He would be much more qualified to be president if he had had experience in the use of government resources for his adventures. At least we know that he is not a pinched, repressed, and obsessed like Ken Starr. If he can just learn to weep on signal, he will be perfect.