News: "If the human race as a whole, rather than 50 states plus the District of Colombia, could cast a ballot this coming November, John Kerry would surely win the presidency by a landslide."
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But of course. They would also vote to redistribute the wealth of America and Europe to those nations who refuse to reform their economic policies or abandon their enslaving religions, or get rid of their petty dictatorships. I cannot think of a better reason not to vote for Kerry. Thank you, thank you, thank you!